UN real

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I have learned all about pure love
Being one with nature
Compassion
Detachment from all material things

It cost me $3000 at the ashram in India
I flew first class
My yoga mat was flown especially from peasants in Calcutta
I only wore cotton robes from my favourite designer in New York who specialises in yoga wear

But i am now cleansed
And pure
And whole

And i will teach you all about it

It will only cost you…..

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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